1 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:02,565 Put the luggage in the trunk. 2 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,025 Sorry, darling. 3 00:01:08,108 --> 00:01:12,526 You should come for a couple of days. Perros-Guirec is not far. 4 00:01:12,818 --> 00:01:15,778 Gisèle really wants to get to know you. 5 00:01:16,236 --> 00:01:18,487 I'll try, darling. 6 00:01:19,821 --> 00:01:21,865 Beware of the radars. 7 00:01:25,449 --> 00:01:28,199 There's one here. 8 00:01:28,783 --> 00:01:32,910 There's one here too, and this one's really... 9 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:35,202 Sweetheart... 10 00:01:58,713 --> 00:02:01,796 Victor 6500, 650 here, do you read? 11 00:02:02,048 --> 00:02:05,757 6500, do you hear me? - 6500 here, I hear you. 12 00:02:06,175 --> 00:02:09,133 Get a roadblock organised on the 559... 13 00:02:09,383 --> 00:02:13,801 ...and stop the Oldsmobile with licence plate 1919 RB 83. 14 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:16,220 Understood. Over. 15 00:03:05,198 --> 00:03:08,491 I'm listening. - Victor 6500, Toulon brigade? 16 00:03:08,741 --> 00:03:14,827 Find a big banner and hang it across the road. 17 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:20,829 And write in big, clear letters... 18 00:03:31,459 --> 00:03:34,836 Hello, madam. Would you mind stepping out? 19 00:03:44,297 --> 00:03:47,882 Ludovic, that's real love. You're already here. 20 00:03:50,093 --> 00:03:54,427 Come on, get out. Into the car, quickly. 21 00:03:55,386 --> 00:03:58,137 Hurry. Come on, get in. 22 00:04:02,264 --> 00:04:04,931 I think I'll go to the beach. 23 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,233 Sergeant. - What happened? 24 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:32,151 We just arrived. - Before that, I mean. 25 00:04:32,484 --> 00:04:34,610 Before that we weren't here. 26 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:37,111 Come on. 27 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:44,489 We'll talk about it later, Cruchot, Beaupied, on the road. 28 00:04:45,531 --> 00:04:49,533 Go past the forest and drive towards Pampelonne and Gassin... 29 00:04:49,908 --> 00:04:53,534 ...and then to Paillas and Les Sellettes. 30 00:06:37,119 --> 00:06:40,412 We're alone now, so call me lieutenant. 31 00:06:40,662 --> 00:06:42,163 Yes, captain. 32 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:50,417 How pretty you are, commander! How beautiful you seem to me! 33 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:55,752 In truth, if your song is like your plumage, 34 00:06:56,044 --> 00:06:59,545 You are the phoenix of the hosts of this wood. 35 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:03,381 Yes, colonel. General... 36 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:14,094 What is it? - No idea. 37 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,760 Go have a look then. 38 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,059 I don't get it. Everything's fine. 39 00:07:36,811 --> 00:07:38,311 Go away. 40 00:07:40,187 --> 00:07:41,689 Go away. 41 00:07:49,148 --> 00:07:50,650 Go away. 42 00:07:54,151 --> 00:07:55,652 Go away, I said. 43 00:08:03,072 --> 00:08:04,905 Go away. 44 00:08:07,699 --> 00:08:09,615 Get lost. 45 00:08:55,884 --> 00:08:58,636 Chief... 46 00:08:59,387 --> 00:09:04,638 A saucer... a flying saucer. 47 00:09:05,264 --> 00:09:09,473 I saw it. It was there and then it went... 48 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:13,225 It flew off. It was this big. 49 00:09:13,685 --> 00:09:17,811 I saw it, really. - Yes, me too. 50 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:29,941 It was a flying saucer, chief. It was this big. 51 00:09:30,524 --> 00:09:33,693 I really saw it. I saw it. 52 00:09:57,745 --> 00:10:01,454 It was on the ground. - How many were inside? 53 00:10:01,704 --> 00:10:05,455 I don't know. - How long was it. 54 00:10:05,789 --> 00:10:09,373 Very long. It was this long. - And the colour. 55 00:10:09,624 --> 00:10:11,249 Metallic grey. 56 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:17,044 Did you see that? He's giving press conferences now. 57 00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:25,504 He's making big fools out of us. Put an end to it. 58 00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:27,256 Right away. 59 00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:52,016 It was really this big. 60 00:11:32,075 --> 00:11:37,661 I'm warning you. Stop pulling my leg. What was the saucer like? 61 00:11:38,744 --> 00:11:42,037 Tropezoidial. - Trapezoidial. 62 00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:45,997 Yes, trapezoidial, with square windows. 63 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:50,041 Before, you said they were round. - Yes, squarish round. 64 00:11:50,332 --> 00:11:54,876 First it was spherical, then oval and now tropezoidial. 65 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,211 Trapezoidial. - Shut up and type, Taupin. 66 00:11:58,794 --> 00:12:01,671 Sergeant, your car is ready. 67 00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:05,338 I have to go. I want a report. 68 00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:10,590 He didn't see a thing. He's a pyromaniac. 69 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:18,094 Come on, try. 70 00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:22,762 It looked like a top. 71 00:12:23,054 --> 00:12:29,139 A top like my grandfather gave me once for Christmas. 72 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:34,851 I'll never forget it. With his white beard and his red robe. 73 00:12:35,268 --> 00:12:40,936 He walked 6 kilometres to give it to me, my gramps... 74 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,276 Cruchot. - Yes, sergeant... 75 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,611 How old are you? - Tuesday, sergeant. 76 00:13:00,986 --> 00:13:03,737 No, I'm asking how old you are. 77 00:13:04,113 --> 00:13:07,489 Wednesday. - Are you making fun of me or what? 78 00:13:07,739 --> 00:13:10,490 How old are you? Answer, answer. 79 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:16,284 One, two, three... - Three? You look twice as old. 80 00:13:16,951 --> 00:13:20,035 How pretty you are, sergeant! How beautiful you seem to me! 81 00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:23,912 In truth, if your milk can is like your cheese, 82 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:28,539 What? Milk can? You're really making fun of me. 83 00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:31,332 Did you have leave coming up? 84 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,750 That's been cancelled then. 85 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,881 What's happening? What's wrong? 86 00:13:46,422 --> 00:13:48,131 Go and have a look. 87 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:33,441 The spark plugs are in place, so is the connecting rod, and the pistons. 88 00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:36,151 Everything's normal. 89 00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:46,071 Let me. 90 00:14:49,364 --> 00:14:51,199 Go away. 91 00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:56,909 Go away. 92 00:14:58,535 --> 00:15:00,577 Go take a leak. 93 00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:05,037 Go take a leak. 94 00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:48,806 Sergeant... 95 00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:54,809 It's working again. I fixed that well. 96 00:15:57,643 --> 00:16:00,394 A flying saucer. 97 00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:07,480 This big... 98 00:16:08,772 --> 00:16:12,148 What? Where? - Didn't you see it? 99 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:15,359 You didn't see it? Come along then. 100 00:16:21,736 --> 00:16:25,028 There. There it was. I swear. 101 00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,407 But I don't see anything. 102 00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:38,077 Listen, there's nothing here. - Yes, because suddenly... 103 00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:44,328 Maybe, but there's nothing here now. 104 00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:57,066 Can I be relieved? - What's wrong? 105 00:17:57,735 --> 00:18:02,902 Doesn't it drive you nuts, al that commercial chatter? 106 00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:06,529 Relax. Catch your breath in my office. 107 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:09,781 I saw it. You have to believe me. 108 00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:13,533 Yes, we saw it, as we'll see now. 109 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,700 What did you see? 110 00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:19,993 An unidentified Dubonnet in the shape of a Tefal pan... 111 00:18:20,243 --> 00:18:24,870 ...with luminous Aspro windows and it went Bic, bic... 112 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,996 Stop it, Cruchot, now you're really losing it. 113 00:18:28,246 --> 00:18:33,206 No, I changed two boxes of washing powder for one box of Ariel... 114 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,374 ...and I was in the Yoplait. 115 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:41,126 You're losing it and you're doing clandestine advertising to boot. 116 00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:47,504 Me, Fixudant? Not for one Omo did it look Ricard to me. Not for one Omo. 117 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,258 I know, mayor, but listen. 118 00:18:57,509 --> 00:19:01,927 And those statements to the press. Have you gone mad? 119 00:19:02,178 --> 00:19:07,846 You're exaggerating. Who says they saw a Cinzano? 120 00:19:08,138 --> 00:19:12,890 It may not be very Astra, but visibility was poor. 121 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:18,184 You couldn’t distinguish a Seb toaster from a Dior panty. 122 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:25,687 Commercials are really becoming a plague. 123 00:19:25,979 --> 00:19:31,148 Make an OBAO bath and rub yourself with Patenotre peppers. 124 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,788 Why are you here? What do you want? - Peace. 125 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:12,498 We have no bad intentions with your planet. 126 00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:16,666 Don't be in our way and we'll remain friends. 127 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:22,294 We have come to study the customs and behaviour of the earthlings... 128 00:20:22,544 --> 00:20:25,003 ...by mingling with the people. 129 00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:27,380 You have a lively imagination. 130 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:32,631 Our research area is Saint-Tropez during the holiday months. 131 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:39,343 Enough of that. Get lost or I'll show you what my research area is. 132 00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:44,095 I see you don't believe me. - Out, quickly. 133 00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:51,847 Where is he? Where is he? 134 00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:04,186 Your appearance and voice pose no problem to us. 135 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:06,979 We copy them like that. 136 00:21:08,062 --> 00:21:12,606 And we can do more. Much more. 137 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:18,109 Don't force us to create chaos. 138 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,944 Let's remain friends, brother. 139 00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:32,364 Chief, I've got one. 140 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:42,119 Where is he? Where is he? 141 00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:45,579 Chief, chief... 142 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:56,666 There they are, there they are. 143 00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,542 Who? - The aliens. 144 00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:04,836 I saw one. They change appearance like that. 145 00:22:05,086 --> 00:22:08,045 The one downstairs, that's me. 146 00:22:08,296 --> 00:22:11,881 They can't be destroyed. They don't feel anything. 147 00:22:12,173 --> 00:22:15,674 And when you tap them, they sound hollow. 148 00:22:20,092 --> 00:22:23,260 You gave me a fright. I thought you were asleep. 149 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:29,221 What's wrong with him? - I saw him, sergeant. 150 00:22:30,014 --> 00:22:35,891 Go to sleep. - They sound hollow. I saw them. 151 00:22:39,017 --> 00:22:42,518 He must have been dreaming. - No, Mr Cruchot. 152 00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:46,687 We talked to him, but he's narrow minded. 153 00:22:46,937 --> 00:22:51,980 Do I get more understanding from you? - Of course, sergeant. 154 00:22:52,481 --> 00:22:59,609 Keep it quiet that we're here. This is a peaceful exploration. 155 00:23:00,484 --> 00:23:05,528 You said that so well. You could be a comedy actor. 156 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:12,947 A drink before you return to your saucer? Who wants the drink? 157 00:23:23,744 --> 00:23:27,537 Convinced now? - Yes, general. 158 00:23:28,287 --> 00:23:33,956 Mister president, eminence, at your service, eminence. 159 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:08,179 Keep it quiet and discrete. 160 00:24:25,728 --> 00:24:29,313 Oil... It's oil. 161 00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:32,189 Oil... 162 00:25:33,005 --> 00:25:35,881 Back already? And your meeting? 163 00:25:36,132 --> 00:25:38,591 That's tomorrow. I was mistaken. 164 00:25:45,594 --> 00:25:49,388 You must be tired. - I'm broken. 165 00:25:50,805 --> 00:25:53,055 I'll get you a pick-me-up. 166 00:26:02,601 --> 00:26:05,477 Madam... - Mr Cruchot. 167 00:26:06,186 --> 00:26:10,521 Did you want anything? - That's not your husband. 168 00:26:11,813 --> 00:26:16,149 Your husband isn't your husband. - But Mr Cruchot... 169 00:26:16,398 --> 00:26:20,817 It's an alien that looks like your husband. 170 00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:24,860 Do you have a fever? - Do you have a glass? 171 00:26:25,278 --> 00:26:26,986 A drinking glass. 172 00:26:36,198 --> 00:26:40,324 You're not going to drink that, are you? - No, but your husband will. 173 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:45,286 You'll see. He feels no pain and he sounds hollow. 174 00:27:03,209 --> 00:27:06,295 But Cruchot, what are you doing here? 175 00:27:07,753 --> 00:27:10,296 Drink this, sergeant. - What is it? 176 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,005 Drink, it's a surprise. 177 00:27:18,674 --> 00:27:22,801 You're crazy, Cruchot. - There's two of you. 178 00:27:23,051 --> 00:27:27,178 The other one sounds hollow and drinks oil. - I'm afraid. 179 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:32,055 Beaupied saw one and me too and it was you. 180 00:27:32,929 --> 00:27:38,308 Get out of here. I'll see you tomorrow, if you'll act normal again. 181 00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:41,058 Out, I don't want to see you. 182 00:27:44,477 --> 00:27:48,269 And I was so proud of that brigade. 183 00:27:48,561 --> 00:27:51,854 It's the end of an era. 184 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,906 Attention. 185 00:28:25,535 --> 00:28:29,537 At ease. I can keep it short, gentlemen. 186 00:28:30,663 --> 00:28:36,665 The stories about UFO's are spreading dangerously fast through our ranks. 187 00:28:37,122 --> 00:28:40,707 It's really becoming a collective hallucination. 188 00:28:46,211 --> 00:28:50,337 The statements about so-called aliens... 189 00:28:50,587 --> 00:28:53,339 ...are made up and aren't based on anything. 190 00:28:53,589 --> 00:28:57,924 But I touched them. - Shut up. 191 00:28:58,341 --> 00:29:01,717 Don't make fools of us. 192 00:29:02,968 --> 00:29:06,761 If you see or hear anything else, come to me. 193 00:29:07,803 --> 00:29:09,428 Dismissed. 194 00:29:09,679 --> 00:29:14,514 But the country's in danger. - Silent. Not to a colonel. 195 00:29:14,764 --> 00:29:16,806 I'll walk with you, colonel. 196 00:29:22,517 --> 00:29:25,894 That's one. That's them. 197 00:29:28,103 --> 00:29:29,937 No, not the colonel. 198 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:34,231 Come. My wife will make some tea. 199 00:29:50,404 --> 00:29:54,197 You're going against the rules, and you know it. 200 00:30:15,455 --> 00:30:17,707 Stop him. Stop him. 201 00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:22,084 Bastards... 202 00:30:22,584 --> 00:30:28,460 Colonel, I apologise for him, for her, for me. My apologies. 203 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:32,129 He's lost it. He's hallucinating. 204 00:30:32,962 --> 00:30:38,007 Don't be fooled. He's one of them. We have to undress him. 205 00:30:47,969 --> 00:30:51,345 Lock him in his room. 206 00:30:52,013 --> 00:30:56,014 Come along, colonel. 207 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:10,645 Relax. I'll grab a chair. 208 00:31:11,228 --> 00:31:13,980 Quickly, a chair. 209 00:31:16,814 --> 00:31:20,191 What was wrong with that man? What did I do? 210 00:31:20,482 --> 00:31:23,026 It's incomprehensible. 211 00:31:23,317 --> 00:31:28,485 It's unforgivable. He must have been in the sun without his kepi. 212 00:31:28,986 --> 00:31:33,322 He got hit with a hammer. - Yes, Gerber, but... 213 00:31:33,822 --> 00:31:39,616 Remember Champagne in '17. Rebellion has to be crushed. 214 00:31:40,157 --> 00:31:43,742 Some orange blossom will do you well. 215 00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:56,164 That's a strong cup. 216 00:31:58,749 --> 00:32:03,709 I'll see what we can do about the whole matter. 217 00:32:04,167 --> 00:32:09,212 You're not in too much pain? - No, it's nothing. 218 00:32:37,848 --> 00:32:41,558 Sergeant, Cruchot escaped. 219 00:32:42,141 --> 00:32:43,767 Follow me. 220 00:32:46,893 --> 00:32:48,936 My son... 221 00:32:49,436 --> 00:32:53,772 Careful, your uniform doesn't make you invulnerable. 222 00:32:57,940 --> 00:33:00,190 Drive, Mother Superior, drive. 223 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:11,028 Did you see sergeant Cruchot? - No, I didn't see a thing. 224 00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:18,740 But those were your colleagues. - I'm on a secret mission. Drive. 225 00:33:19,073 --> 00:33:21,117 Whatever you say, my son. 226 00:34:02,091 --> 00:34:07,135 The fate of humanity depends on it. I'm on my own. 227 00:34:07,427 --> 00:34:11,429 No, my son, God protects those who support him. 228 00:34:11,886 --> 00:34:13,388 The sergeant. 229 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:33,396 Didn't you see sergeant Cruchot? 230 00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:38,481 Did anything happen? - No, but he needs his rest. 231 00:34:38,732 --> 00:34:41,607 I wanted to warn you, in case you see him. 232 00:34:41,858 --> 00:34:46,276 We help and support the needy and the helpless. 233 00:34:46,526 --> 00:34:50,611 So don't count on us to help you. 234 00:34:50,862 --> 00:34:53,946 As you wish, sister. Goodbye. 235 00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:23,458 Sister... 236 00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:27,835 Did you... Wait. 237 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,503 Let me help you. That's too heavy. Give it to me. 238 00:35:44,966 --> 00:35:48,676 Did you find him? Keep looking then. 239 00:35:51,303 --> 00:35:53,137 What is it? Are you ill? 240 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:56,013 Where did you want to go? 241 00:36:07,268 --> 00:36:08,768 Are you in pain? 242 00:36:11,019 --> 00:36:12,644 Are you ok? 243 00:36:14,271 --> 00:36:17,356 Who did that? - They hit me... 244 00:36:17,606 --> 00:36:19,939 Who? Mother Superior? 245 00:36:23,149 --> 00:36:25,817 Mother Superior... 246 00:36:27,984 --> 00:36:30,028 A strong woman, you know. 247 00:36:34,071 --> 00:36:36,196 Keep looking. 248 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:44,116 Where is it? - I don't know. 249 00:36:44,866 --> 00:36:46,909 The laundry's hanging there. 250 00:37:21,465 --> 00:37:22,966 Monsignor... 251 00:37:25,550 --> 00:37:30,594 Everything ok in your community? - Perfect, Monsignor. 252 00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:35,721 We laid out a new garden. You should see it. 253 00:38:02,983 --> 00:38:05,526 Mother Superior... 254 00:38:16,570 --> 00:38:19,948 Look what I found in the washhouse. 255 00:38:34,996 --> 00:38:39,205 That's sergeant Gerber. He leads our gendarmes. 256 00:38:55,629 --> 00:39:00,256 Are you still here? Who asked you to do that? Sister? 257 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:04,299 No, not me. - I offered myself. 258 00:39:04,632 --> 00:39:09,385 That's very kind, but this is not a mixed community. 259 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,304 Is this yours? 260 00:39:14,928 --> 00:39:17,264 Monsignor, Mother Superior... 261 00:39:22,974 --> 00:39:28,851 People praise your choir. I'd like to use it for the procession. 262 00:39:29,144 --> 00:39:33,562 Can I hear it? - Of course. I'll call the sisters. 263 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,543 That was beautiful. Very good. 264 00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:17,838 But who's the sister who sang slightly off key? 265 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:26,091 Who is it? - Sister Cruchotte from Newfoundland. 266 00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:31,844 She got a cold trying to convert the Eskimos. 267 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:43,723 That must have been a very special mission, sister. 268 00:42:47,808 --> 00:42:51,810 What did those strangers think of God's word? 269 00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:55,770 She lost her voice, sergeant... monsignor. 270 00:42:57,229 --> 00:42:59,479 How did they receive God's word... 271 00:43:31,618 --> 00:43:35,203 Hold the thief. Hold the thief. 272 00:43:36,703 --> 00:43:39,580 What is it, my son? 273 00:43:39,830 --> 00:43:45,916 Someone stole a can of oil from my gas station. 274 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,541 Oil? Where is he? 275 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:53,961 He hid in the chapel. - Let's have a look then. 276 00:44:26,016 --> 00:44:30,768 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 277 00:44:31,601 --> 00:44:36,145 May the mercy of Jesus Christ, the love of God the Father... 278 00:44:36,394 --> 00:44:39,979 ...and the unity of the Holy Spirit forever be with you. 279 00:44:40,271 --> 00:44:41,773 And with your spirit. 280 00:44:42,023 --> 00:44:46,649 I confess to Almighty God, Creator of heaven and earth... 281 00:44:46,982 --> 00:44:50,692 ...for Jesus Christ, his only Son... 282 00:44:50,984 --> 00:44:53,736 ...to the blessed Virgin Mary... 283 00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:57,488 ...to John the Baptist, to archangel Michael... 284 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:00,363 ...and the apostles Peter and Paul... 285 00:45:00,822 --> 00:45:03,906 ...to all the saints and all my brothers... 286 00:45:04,365 --> 00:45:10,242 ...that I have sinned, in thought, word and deed... 287 00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:15,702 ...through my fault, through my fault through my most grievous fault. 288 00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:29,125 I wanted to return it. I'm not a thief. 289 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:31,250 My can. 290 00:45:33,835 --> 00:45:36,711 Through my fault, through my fault. 291 00:45:38,046 --> 00:45:42,673 I absolutely must have one. - Take this one. 292 00:46:15,061 --> 00:46:17,187 Sergeant... 293 00:46:22,897 --> 00:46:25,857 Now he's even dressed like a nun. 294 00:46:28,691 --> 00:46:32,192 You don't even stop at sacrilege. 295 00:46:32,609 --> 00:46:36,528 The Lord punished him. - Put him in the car. 296 00:46:37,529 --> 00:46:39,154 As a nun... 297 00:46:55,952 --> 00:46:58,912 That's going to be court-martial. 298 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:25,798 Thanks again. Without you, we would have had to walk. 299 00:47:26,465 --> 00:47:32,677 Licence number can't be read, light broken and blinker not working. 300 00:47:32,927 --> 00:47:35,885 Details, you might say, but still. 301 00:47:36,261 --> 00:47:42,680 Nothing serious. Twice you didn't give right of way and you sped once. 302 00:48:14,027 --> 00:48:17,737 I absolutely must have one. 303 00:49:04,715 --> 00:49:06,215 Taupin... 304 00:49:08,216 --> 00:49:14,093 You kiss so well. I never met anybody like you. 305 00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:43,105 Taupin. Come and explain this at the police station. Come on. 306 00:49:50,816 --> 00:49:52,652 Careful, you. 307 00:50:19,495 --> 00:50:21,412 Where can he be? 308 00:50:22,205 --> 00:50:27,456 We have to find him today, or I'll have to inform my superiors. 309 00:50:27,706 --> 00:50:31,834 Beaupied, we do the city. The rest to the beach. 310 00:50:41,921 --> 00:50:44,047 My son... 311 00:50:45,464 --> 00:50:47,298 Mother Superior... 312 00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:54,385 Enjoying the sun? - I'm integrating. 313 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:59,137 Like the worker priests. How's the investigation going? 314 00:50:59,387 --> 00:51:05,056 They're dressing like gendarmes now and harassing the girls. 315 00:51:05,306 --> 00:51:09,641 Who, my son? - That's a long story. Goodbye. 316 00:52:28,423 --> 00:52:31,300 Now I've got them. I need to have one. 317 00:52:33,009 --> 00:52:35,760 Don't go anywhere. 318 00:53:21,321 --> 00:53:24,906 Get up. We have to get them. Come on. 319 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,324 With the languid lamps clear and colourless 320 00:53:29,616 --> 00:53:32,575 ...on deep cushions impregnated with odour... 321 00:53:32,825 --> 00:53:37,994 With a charm as powerful as an evil angel To trouble and calm where my soul had retreated. 322 00:53:38,286 --> 00:53:43,662 With an audacity and wild innocence that gave a strange pang to each metamorphosis. 323 00:53:45,539 --> 00:53:48,624 Her arms overcome, thrown like vain spears... 324 00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:51,874 ...showing how fragile she was and how beautiful.. 325 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:57,461 What have they done to them? 326 00:53:59,294 --> 00:54:00,921 Come in. 327 00:54:02,337 --> 00:54:04,797 Am I not disturbing, Mr Gerber? 328 00:54:05,422 --> 00:54:08,507 Mrs Cruchot, come in. 329 00:54:09,924 --> 00:54:15,801 Back from holiday already? - I don't hear from Ludovic. 330 00:54:16,134 --> 00:54:19,302 You did well to come back. 331 00:54:19,844 --> 00:54:23,137 He keeps seeing UFOs and aliens. 332 00:54:23,388 --> 00:54:28,014 He attacked the colonel and dressed up like a nun. 333 00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:31,849 But that's terrible. Where is he? 334 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:38,103 On the run. He was last seen on the beach of Pampelonne. 335 00:54:38,352 --> 00:54:40,395 Excuse me. 336 00:54:43,938 --> 00:54:48,482 My kisses are as light as these ephemera that fondle The large translucent lake in the evening air. 337 00:54:48,732 --> 00:54:53,150 I feel heavy terrors melt over me And scattered black phantoms collide. 338 00:54:53,526 --> 00:54:58,485 Separated from the world by our closed drapes, We become indifferent to it, and that brings rest. 339 00:54:58,777 --> 00:55:04,988 She sought, with eyes troubled by the storm, And her simple sky already far away. 340 00:56:10,265 --> 00:56:13,559 Excuse me, I thought you were my wife. 341 00:56:54,783 --> 00:56:56,826 Hello, miss. 342 00:57:39,177 --> 00:57:45,388 So that's why you didn't come. I'm filing for a divorce. 343 00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:49,057 But no, darling, I can explain. 344 00:57:52,433 --> 00:57:57,477 You'll pay for this. Just wait. 345 00:58:09,190 --> 00:58:14,234 - That's not your wife. She's fake. 346 00:58:14,983 --> 00:58:17,526 Taste this and you'll see. 347 00:59:33,391 --> 00:59:37,393 that gendarme keeps following us 348 00:59:38,101 --> 00:59:40,769 it's becoming a pain 349 00:59:41,061 --> 00:59:43,936 do something about it 350 01:00:07,196 --> 01:00:10,573 Good that you're here. I can explain it all. 351 01:00:10,948 --> 01:00:14,867 That woman... - She's from another planet, yes. 352 01:00:15,116 --> 01:00:18,493 Stop with those wild stories. 353 01:00:18,784 --> 01:00:22,995 Nobody believes me, but it's true. They really exist. 354 01:00:23,369 --> 01:00:29,372 Poor Ludovic, you need affection. You need a break. 355 01:00:30,290 --> 01:00:35,332 As you wish, darling, but never bring up divorce again. 356 01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:41,377 Shall we have dinner somewhere out of the city? It will do you good. 357 01:00:41,627 --> 01:00:44,086 Whatever you want, sweet darling. 358 01:00:50,964 --> 01:00:56,008 It's great to take a break like this. I'm so happy and relaxed. 359 01:00:56,258 --> 01:01:00,594 Watch the road, though. - I know it by heart. 360 01:01:08,681 --> 01:01:11,848 I thought you knew it by heart. 361 01:01:12,098 --> 01:01:15,475 I feel so young, so young. I want to kiss you. 362 01:01:15,766 --> 01:01:17,267 No, look ahead. 363 01:01:37,734 --> 01:01:42,778 I know that trick. Is this to get me into the bushes? After all those years? 364 01:01:43,486 --> 01:01:47,905 I swear, darling... - You're like a schoolboy. 365 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:51,781 It's touching and I'm flattered. 366 01:01:55,616 --> 01:02:00,994 And we have time to go for a little walk, actually. 367 01:02:02,494 --> 01:02:06,079 It's good for the appetite. - You're right. 368 01:02:06,329 --> 01:02:11,581 We have to make the best of these rare moments. Come on. 369 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:18,584 Do you remember the first time I saw you? 370 01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:25,046 You were driving like a maniac. Fast and dangerous. I loved you from the start. 371 01:02:25,337 --> 01:02:30,297 And you haven't changed a bit. It's as if it was yesterday. 372 01:02:30,589 --> 01:02:36,257 Yes, Ludovic. Our love is the strongest. 373 01:02:36,550 --> 01:02:40,677 And it has to remain strong. And pure. 374 01:02:40,927 --> 01:02:45,054 My little bird. - But when I saw you with that other woman. 375 01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:48,389 I thought she was an alien. 376 01:02:48,639 --> 01:02:54,307 Even if they exist, forget about them. Only think of us. 377 01:02:54,557 --> 01:02:57,101 My dearest... 378 01:03:39,325 --> 01:03:41,993 Josépha, I love you. 379 01:04:07,754 --> 01:04:10,296 We have to run, Josépha. Come. 380 01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:22,927 Go on board, Mr Cruchot. 381 01:04:33,974 --> 01:04:37,975 Inside, Mr Cruchot. - No. 382 01:04:38,975 --> 01:04:42,144 Chief, are you there? 383 01:04:46,312 --> 01:04:48,230 This can't be true. 384 01:05:35,290 --> 01:05:39,000 Where are you? - Here. 385 01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:47,462 My darlings, I love you. You're so sweet. 386 01:05:47,795 --> 01:05:50,339 My dear little Tricard, Berlicot. 387 01:05:50,671 --> 01:05:54,673 We have to take you. - My pigeon, where are you? 388 01:05:55,341 --> 01:05:57,050 In the woods, chief. 389 01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:59,342 Are you making fun of me? 390 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:03,801 Come on, darling, it's a misunderstanding. 391 01:06:04,135 --> 01:06:09,096 No, we have nothing more to say to each other. Call my lawyer. 392 01:06:11,889 --> 01:06:18,099 It's between them and me. I have to prove they exist or my wife leaves me. 393 01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:21,518 I'm going away with my wife. 394 01:06:21,768 --> 01:06:26,395 Cruchot, your wife was really upset. It was touching. 395 01:06:26,645 --> 01:06:31,480 You'll hear from me. In the meantime, stay inside. 396 01:06:31,730 --> 01:06:35,440 But they exist. - You stay here. 397 01:06:35,690 --> 01:06:39,400 Goodbye, gentlemen. - Goodbye. Enjoy your meal. 398 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,445 Now I'm in command. I'm the tallest. 399 01:06:46,695 --> 01:06:51,155 I'm in command now. - No, I'm the strongest. 400 01:06:51,405 --> 01:06:54,073 No, me, because I'm the fattest. 401 01:06:54,323 --> 01:06:58,033 I'm in charge, because I have the chair. 402 01:07:05,036 --> 01:07:07,161 Silent. Listen. 403 01:07:11,913 --> 01:07:17,375 One of the girls dropped this on the beach. 404 01:07:23,085 --> 01:07:24,586 They're transmitting a code. 405 01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:29,088 A salad for one and a makala for eight. 406 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:34,006 That comes from the Cabanon. Makala is their specialty. 407 01:07:34,465 --> 01:07:38,050 We're grounded. - We can't leave here. 408 01:07:38,341 --> 01:07:40,592 I'm in command now. Come on. 409 01:07:55,181 --> 01:07:56,683 Follow me. 410 01:08:07,562 --> 01:08:10,855 Those two aren't leaving. Can I go? 411 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:15,439 Everything ok? 412 01:08:29,571 --> 01:08:35,031 They're weird. All they eat is lettuce and you know what they drink? 413 01:08:35,282 --> 01:08:37,199 I know, thank you. 414 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:45,035 That way and act natural. 415 01:10:02,650 --> 01:10:05,611 Don't you dare or I make you disappear. 416 01:10:25,786 --> 01:10:31,662 Forget what you saw. Forget we were ever here. 417 01:10:32,580 --> 01:10:37,624 Or else the whole city suffers the same fate. Remember that. 418 01:10:52,464 --> 01:10:54,088 Come on, go. 419 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:04,302 What are you doing here? And in uniform? 420 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:09,553 I told you to stay inside. - An emergency. 421 01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:12,347 What was that? - False alarm. 422 01:11:12,597 --> 01:11:16,932 Just a silly joke. - Go back then. I'm going to eat. 423 01:11:19,474 --> 01:11:24,310 But wasn't it here? - What, sergeant? 424 01:11:24,644 --> 01:11:28,562 The restaurant, the Cabanon. - There's nothing here. 425 01:11:28,812 --> 01:11:30,938 What? - There never was. 426 01:11:31,187 --> 01:11:34,147 There always used to be a restaurant here. 427 01:11:34,855 --> 01:11:38,982 Never? I've been coming here for years. - Never. 428 01:11:39,233 --> 01:11:45,860 But I've been coming here for years. I had dinner here two days ago. 429 01:11:48,737 --> 01:11:50,570 I sat here. 430 01:11:52,364 --> 01:11:55,531 I had ragout here. Exactly here. 431 01:11:57,490 --> 01:12:00,784 I'm not crazy. But I'm not crazy. 432 01:12:01,659 --> 01:12:06,077 You're fooling me. Someone's fooling me. 433 01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:12,205 No, no. One sees aliens ands the other one sees restaurants. 434 01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:19,833 To the police station and quickly. I'll find out what's happening here. 435 01:12:26,419 --> 01:12:28,503 Mr Gerber... 436 01:12:29,878 --> 01:12:35,464 You'll never believe what happened. They stole my restaurant. 437 01:12:45,176 --> 01:12:47,635 Where's the Cabanon? - Stolen. 438 01:12:49,345 --> 01:12:50,971 What times we live in. 439 01:15:07,276 --> 01:15:12,947 But it's true. It's true. 440 01:15:21,408 --> 01:15:24,159 We're going around in circles. 441 01:15:35,413 --> 01:15:37,873 What if we... No, we can't. 442 01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:42,500 Or... - No, go back to sleep. 443 01:15:45,293 --> 01:15:50,128 We'll get one. Then we find out what their weak spot is. 444 01:15:50,419 --> 01:15:55,255 Easier said than done. - Especially when they're disguised. 445 01:15:55,755 --> 01:15:59,131 We need to have a secret sign. 446 01:15:59,382 --> 01:16:03,300 Like what? - We'll wear our kepi Blériot style. 447 01:16:13,596 --> 01:16:15,222 No... 448 01:16:16,306 --> 01:16:19,473 Actually, what's inside this? 449 01:17:12,580 --> 01:17:14,204 Everything ok. 450 01:17:15,162 --> 01:17:16,998 You were right. 451 01:17:17,248 --> 01:17:20,207 They exist. Look what's left of them. 452 01:17:50,303 --> 01:17:53,804 Did you see it? Totally rusted away. 453 01:17:54,138 --> 01:17:59,181 Damn, that's it. We've got them. They rust. 454 01:17:59,932 --> 01:18:03,016 They rust. We've got them. They rust. 455 01:18:03,683 --> 01:18:07,268 How do we recognize them? - The shower... 456 01:18:57,623 --> 01:19:00,499 Have you all gone mad? 457 01:19:00,790 --> 01:19:05,751 We received 142 complaints. 142. 458 01:19:12,337 --> 01:19:18,964 Poor passers-by were harassed. What kind of joke is that? 459 01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:24,175 What kind of losers are you? And put your kepi straight. 460 01:19:24,425 --> 01:19:28,135 How dare you wear it Lindbergh style? 461 01:19:28,385 --> 01:19:32,804 How is this possible? What do you think, mister civil servant? 462 01:19:33,429 --> 01:19:35,554 And you, Bertier? - Me too. 463 01:19:35,889 --> 01:19:40,224 I’ve had enough of this nonsense. We look like total fools. 464 01:19:40,474 --> 01:19:46,725 The aliens look like us. So we have to take precautions. 465 01:19:46,975 --> 01:19:52,145 And don't yell like that. We know how to destroy them. 466 01:19:52,437 --> 01:19:54,687 By spraying people? 467 01:19:54,938 --> 01:20:00,107 How will you destroy them? - They rust, colonel. 468 01:20:01,732 --> 01:20:05,234 A bit of water, and see what's left. 469 01:20:12,028 --> 01:20:17,280 Not convinced, colonel? - I'm stunned. 470 01:20:18,823 --> 01:20:20,949 That's unbelievable. 471 01:20:23,449 --> 01:20:26,617 Bring me one that works. 472 01:20:27,076 --> 01:20:29,410 We're going to lure them. - How? 473 01:20:29,993 --> 01:20:35,579 Like a hunt. With a decoy, with a fake saucer. 474 01:20:35,913 --> 01:20:38,872 A fake saucer and there we go. 475 01:20:41,957 --> 01:20:45,542 Go ahead. I'll cover you. 476 01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:54,795 But it's your responsibility. Isn't it? 477 01:20:55,087 --> 01:20:58,463 I don't want any trouble. 478 01:21:14,053 --> 01:21:17,013 Everything is ready. - Let's go then. 479 01:21:34,812 --> 01:21:40,273 That starlight is beautiful. 480 01:21:40,940 --> 01:21:46,108 The closest star is Proxima Centauri, around 4 light years away. 481 01:21:46,358 --> 01:21:51,527 And 1500 to Deneb, close to the Swan, which is even further. 482 01:21:51,862 --> 01:21:54,820 That's the Great Bear. 483 01:21:57,029 --> 01:22:03,032 That bright one there is Altair. - And that's the Little Bear. 484 01:22:03,323 --> 01:22:05,867 Oh, the Little Bear. 485 01:22:06,491 --> 01:22:09,577 That's where they must be from. - Silent. 486 01:22:09,827 --> 01:22:12,786 And there they are. 487 01:23:39,197 --> 01:23:41,740 That's you, sergeant. - That's me. 488 01:23:43,949 --> 01:23:47,033 That's you. That's us. 489 01:23:47,367 --> 01:23:48,993 But I'm here. 490 01:23:49,910 --> 01:23:52,662 But it's them. 491 01:24:20,006 --> 01:24:25,883 We know what to do. Wait until they're close before you attack. 492 01:24:28,842 --> 01:24:30,343 Attack. 493 01:24:54,561 --> 01:24:59,105 We're the last pillars of civilisation. Let's go. 494 01:25:21,322 --> 01:25:22,948 Retreat. 495 01:29:08,083 --> 01:29:10,750 It's so crowded on the quay. 496 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:14,377 Back to serious work. Get your booklets out.